http://tccom.omgforum.net/jokes-f10/-t1.htm Laughter is the best medicine. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:01:42 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/beach/logo_en.gif http://tccom.omgforum.net/jokes-f10/-t1.htm http://tccom.omgforum.net/jokes-f10/the-president-s-puzzle-t70.htm akiiichan
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"]]> Jokes Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:01:42 GMT http://tccom.omgforum.net/jokes-f10/the-president-s-puzzle-t70.htm#390 http://tccom.omgforum.net/jokes-f10/the-president-s-puzzle-t70.htm http://tccom.omgforum.net/jokes-f10/the-wrong-way-t30.htm akiiichan
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"

]]> Jokes Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:33:06 GMT http://tccom.omgforum.net/jokes-f10/the-wrong-way-t30.htm#30 http://tccom.omgforum.net/jokes-f10/the-wrong-way-t30.htm http://tccom.omgforum.net/jokes-f10/keyboard-error-t35.htm akiiichan
When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.

She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?

There isn't even a keyboard attached?]]> Jokes Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:46:11 GMT http://tccom.omgforum.net/jokes-f10/keyboard-error-t35.htm#37 http://tccom.omgforum.net/jokes-f10/keyboard-error-t35.htm